“Everyone loses their shit on occasions, don’t they? Like, ‘Oh God, what demon possessed me to do that?’ My wife gets to live with a variety of men. Some of them she likes, some of them she doesn’t. There are ones people like and others that they say, ‘Man we’re glad you’re finished with that project. You were an asshole’.”

                                                 - Christian Bale

          I lost my shit last week.  An old lady found it and gave it back to me.  I love old people. 

 

       

        Man, I never thought that would be a problem, since the baby has bigger breasts than Richie does.  You know Harlow doesn't care. She was only getting  1% milk from Richie's dried up titty anyway.  Hmmm....I wonder if that's how Skinny Cow was invented.

 

        Too bad it's a wax dummy.  As opposed to the real dummy.

        That's right, the famous Madame Tusseaud has immortalized  Madame Crackhead (23) in her famous wax museum in London yesterday.

        During yesterday's unveiling, patrons came from miles around and awed as they all said, "Look how life-like the cocaine looks".

 

         Lauren Conrad (22) is a bitch??? Who knew?

        The New York Post writes:

        “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad not only pulled a diva act at the “Paws for Style” animal charity event at Arena last week, she misbehaved in the Hamptons over the weekend, too. Conrad was flown to East Hampton by chopper and paid to host a party at Lily Pond for Svedka’s “Join the Party” campaign, but she showed up two hours late. “She seems to have lost a grip on reality and thinks she is A-list material,” said our source. “And after taking pictures, she bolted straight to the VIP area and refused to speak to anyone outside her entourage.”

         Women like her deserved to be raped.  Yeah, I said it.

 

        Julianne Moore (47) is in NYC hailing a cab....Gladiator style.  I like her shoes.  It draws attention from the granny smock and Ronald McDonald hair dew.

 

        PETA [People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals] is now mad at Batman.

        After seeing The Dark Knight in theaters PETA reps scorned the film for a small scene in which Batman pounds on a few dogs that attack his Bat ass.

        They even removed Batman from their coveted Top 10 list of Animal-Friendly Superheroes.  That'll show 'em.  Who's no. 1... NerdBoy??? or The No seX-men???

        Someday those PETA people are gonna wake up and realize that teh rest of the world is laughing AT them and not with their dumb asses. 

         

        Dustin "Screech" Diamond (31), the geek on Saved By The Bell, is writing a tell-all book.  The *cough * book, which will be titled, "Behind The Bell" (genius), will reveal the sexcapades of Screech's former SBTB castmates.

        Oooohhh....Ahhhhhhh

        That should make the BumbleFuck Times Best sellers list in no time.

         Diamond, who already had a sex tape and failed Reality Star on his resume will do ANYTHING for attention.   He should have the guy who wrote Bourne Identity write his book and call it Bourne Loser....that way he could be in the movie.  Yay!