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Apr. 21,  2008  

THIS FRUIT HAS PITTS

 

        Brad Pitt was out lookin all cool on his motorcycle this weekend and one of those bastard pappos thought it would be a good idea to photograph Pitt's ass.  Normally a million dollar idea, but this time it ended up being about $4.78 at Wal-Mart. 

        Pitt was wearing fruit of the loom briefs.   You'd think Pitt would wear some exotic French Undies 2 sizes too small for his junk but it turns out he's an undies vegetarian.  PETA will be thrilled that  no leopards were  killed in the making of Pitts undergarments. 

        It's hard to look motorcycle tough with tidy whiteys on.  Deep down inside we all knew Brad was a mamma's boy, we just didn't know that she was still buyin his underwear. 

         

      

 

Apr. 26,  2008

GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING

 
 

         Ten years ago the image of Brad Pitt spread over a motorcycle would make women pee in their panties.  Now...not so much.  Well maybe a couple drops.

         Here's the 44-yr old actor taking time out from all his charity work riding his bike somewhere in L.A. Unlike most annoying actors that give the pappos the middle finger, Pitt waves as he drives by.

          Nice guy.

 

Aug. 4,  2008  

MILLION DOLLAR BABIES

 

          I present to you...... the golden twins. Awwwwwwwwe.

        People Magazine and the European magazine Hello paid an estimated $14 million to Brad Pitt (33) and Angelina Jolie (44) for the first pictures of their magical babies (Vivienne and Knox).  Ummm... How do you say "dumb ass" in European?

        The money is going to charity.  So that's cool.

        You know that somewhere out there is a giant bon fire with Jennifer Aniston throwing in 14 million dollars worth of People and Hello Magazines yelling "Take that you bastards!"... and John Mayer singing Kumbaya at gunpoint. 

 

Jul. 23,  2008  

"COME ON CHILDREN...IT'S TIME FOR DADDY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!"

 
 

        Brad Pitt (44) is fiddn to sue a bitch.

        Pitt has asked his lawyers to put out a stern warning to paparazzi and tabloid agencies stating that he will, to the highest extent, sue their asses if he sees certain pictures of him, Jolie or the kids.

        Apparently Pitt went ape shit after seeing some pics of Angelina  wearing a see thru white gown walking around their own estate.

        Pitt's actually one of the celebs we respect.  The fucker gained fame from his looks and talent and is giving back to his community and various charities big time.  Man's just trying to live his life in peace.

        On the other hand, look at Pitt's little girl.... "I see you pappo bitches......Oh no you didn"

 

Aug. 4,  2008  

MORE PICTURES OF THE GOLDEN TWINS

        To see all the pictures of Pitt and the twins CLICK HERE.

  

Aug. 27,  2008  

OCEANS 152?

 

        You know, it must get tiring to have ever woman on this planet constantly ask you if they can suck your dick.

        Lucky for me, I don't have that problem.   Brad Pitt (44) and Clooney Toons (47) on the other hand have to be careful.  If these studs are ever together in the same room for too long the universe....may implode. 

        Here's Pitt and Clooney at the Venice Film Festival to promote their latest collaboration Burn After Reading.  Do these two even have to make an actual movie?  They could film them playing connect 4 and it would get higher ratings than the Olympics.