Yesterday we told you all about Heidi Manfag (21) and the making of her new music video Comatosin' .  Well here's the actual video.  This could quite possibly be the worst thing ever.  And not just on t.v.

        If you just ate lunch or you're not on any drugs, we apologize in advance.

        I'm not well read, but this has to be some form of Asian torture.

        That's right... you guys better be nice to us or we'll find more Heidi Manfag videos and bring you one a day for the rest of your pathetic lives. 

    

        Here's Heidi Manfag (22) filming the video to her new shit single, Overdosin'.  She named it that because you'd have to be overdosed on crack to listen to the whole song without taking a power drill to your ears.

        The video features Manfag as an 80's aerobic instructor ....Lame. 

        They should've just used footage from this summer's M. Night Shyamalan movie, The Happening...  Where trees were making people kill themselves for no reason.  They could've showed the trees playing this song in the beginning and then the whole movie would've made more sense.

 

        The new season of The Hills has just started and we already want to kill ourselves. 

        Heidi Montag (21) says this season is going to be completely different.  She says that Lauren might be getting tired of the show, but that for Spencer and her skank ass things are just starting to get fun.  She goes on to say that she's looking forward to marrying Spineless Bratt and having the Pope perform the ceremony.  I don't know about the wedding, but he told us he'd definitely make it to your funeral.

        When asked about last years sexcapades she said:

"There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?"

        We thinkest Heidi's been shoving the dildo through the wrong hole again. 

 

        Hills hoe Heidi Manfag (21) started ANOTHER clothing line for Kitson in Hollywood this weekend. 

        This must be the Kitson Prostitute Line for the Fall.  It comes complete with a full line of ass shorts, stripper heels, and a Home Depot make-up kit.

        Anywhere you see TweedleDee your bound to see TweedleDumbAss.   Spineless Bratt was on hand to support Manfag and also promote his own upcoming clothing line, the "Homeless in the Stix" collection. 

 

                                  

          By now you've heard that Heidi Montag has a new single out called "Fashion".  If you haven't, I'm moving to your house. 

        This bitch is an evil genius.   She's going to continue to put out God awful, fish killing music until people pay her to stop.  In the song she sings "Fashion, put it all on me... Don't you wanna see these clothes on me?" 

         No you stupid hoe..we don't want to see it all on you... Or the song would be called "Cum Stain".  Now stop singing!  I heard better sounds coming from my cat when I hit him with the weed wacker and he was begging to die.

        CLICK HERE if you haven't heard this garbage and have recently done something wrong that deserves punishment.

 

        More fake pics of Heidi Manfag and Spineless Brat are surfacing on the web.  This time of the two frolicking on the beach.  You might wonder why we post these annoying peons so much.  Basically with a body like Heidi's...you can put her next to a bag of dog shit and people would still get that happy tingly feeling in their jiblets.

        Our apologies to dog shit for the Spencer Pratt comparison. 

        CLICK HERE to see all the fake pics.

 

         Vomit vixen, Heidi Manfag and her walking tampon, Spencer Pratt run around D.C. posing for pictures dressed in red, white, and blue and holding American Flags.  Man, I just wanna take one of those flags and stick it up their fuckin.....take deep breaths...take deep breaths and kick the dog...

         They should put this picture in immigration to ward off terrorists.  Show them what we have to look at every fucking day of our lives.  They'd be like, "fuck this Osama Bin Lama, look how much these poor American citizens are suffering.  No country deserves this much torture...let us rejoice in the knowledge that the douches in our country must hide their faces.  Praise Allah!"