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Apr. 20, 2008
WONDER BRA
Gisellen Bukkake showing off her new wonder bra and low rise jeans. She's hot but is she supermodel hot? That's the question. I guess Leanardo DiCaprio thinks so. Apparently the actor has been calling up his old flame when he's feeling blue.
The model says she's to into Tom Brady now to even consider another guy. Too bad Leo, guess you're gonna have to stick to your current supermodel bitch, Bar Rafaeli.
Man these Hollywood guys got it rough.
Apr. 24, 2008
MORE STUFF LIKE THIS
First Megan Fox and now, Mila Kunis. There are too many hot ass brunettes walking around. Good thing we got Kim Kardashian's fat cottage cheese ass to even things out.
Here are some older pics of Kunis in Stuff Magazine. These are way better than the boring ones she took this year. She talks about her latest movie, "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" which bombed at the box office this weekend. I think it came behind the Michael Moore documentary, "Someone Supersized Me".
Anyways, Kunis is still a hot piece of ass, even if she can't act. We still give her 2 thumbs up........3 if you count the one in the middle.
Apr. 17, 2008
PORN AND BOWLING
Bowling with porn stars....huh....now there's a cool concept. They had their first annual "Bowling Bikini Babes" tournament in California. Nobody knows who won because they couldn't add up the points.
Look at that 7 foot saskwatch in the middle. She probably threw the ball at the pins and roared like king kong.
CELEBS GONE WILD: KEELEY HAZELL
British glamour model, Keeley Hazell, must be losing her appeal. She suddenly feels the need to "accidentally" let her titties our for a little oxygen even though she swore she would never do a nude photo shoot.
We have to admit, we're glad that she lied!
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HAPPY EASTER!
Happy Easter weekend yall! I was gonna post a picture of the Easter bunny but If God saw Simona Fusco Stratten stretching on the beach, he woulda dropped Jesus and resurrected her sweet ass instead.
Don't know who Simona Fusco Stratten is? Well her credits include playing 'Ulsa' in Beerfest and 'uncredited' in Cougar Club. So, yeah, pretty much the greatest talent of this generation.
Apr. 25, 2008
KEELEY HAZELL
Keeley Hazel also made it into the top 10 FHM's "Sexiest Women in the World" list this year. The British model shows off her curves and aint afraid to take it off. All off.
All hail the Queen.
May. 1, 2008
AND GENTLEMEN
Supermodel, Marisa Miller, will be featured in the next Puddle Of Mud music video. We don't know how those putzes got her to be in their video but we want them to know that we are available for lighting, make-up and shit like that.
If you've never seen a Puddle Of Mud video before... we bet you'll be seeing this one.
May. 7, 2008
DICAPRIO'S HITTIN THIS
Sports Illustrated Supermodel, Bar Rafaeli, also known as Leanardo DiCaprio's fuck toy, was seen bar hopping last night in L.A. Seen above entering Club Villa without Leo and wearing denim underwear is NOT a good sign for the couple. Look at the girl behind her...you know what she's thinking..."pfft, slut"
See, that is EXACTLY why I don't date supermodels. Can't trust em.
There are a few other reasons why I don't date supermodels, but that's the main one.
Oh shut the hell up.
Jul. 15, 2008
DO YOU HAVE HEMORRHOIDS?
Giselle Buttmunch (28) appears on V Magazine this month. I don't know what the fuck "V" magazine is, but I'm guessing venereal disease since they put this anorexic bitch on the cover.
To give you an idea of how mind-numbingly stupid models are here is part of her interview:
On her skin-baring images: “Only Mario [Testino] could make me take these pictures…. People are going to say my butt is showing too much in these but this is V Magazine! If you’re going to do something like that, you do it for V.”
On 15-year-old Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair wearing just a sheet and being on every news show: Can you believe this is news? It’s ridiculous. And the politicians aren’t going to create any laws about this [kind of media saturation]. They’re very happy with it. They can go around doing what they want and no one cares because we’re more concerned about some 15-year-old girl holding a sheet in a picture. No one cares about what [the politicians are] screwing up, or how much money is being lost.
Can you really talk about political diplomacy and gratuitous ass exposure in the same conversation and expect anyone older than 8 and three quarters y/o to take you seriously?
Jul. 16, 2008
HOW TO BOOST RATINGS
Marisa Miller (29) hosts a party celebrating ‘Vans by Marisa Miller’ at the Maritime Hotel on Wednesday in New York City.
The Victoria’s Secret model collaborated with Vans to create the ‘Vans by Marisa Miller’ high top, slip-on and sandal.
I don't know what the hell this has to do with celebrities being jackasses, but strangely enough I find myself interested.... can't explain it..............Down boy!