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Jun. 20, 2008
PAM'S ON SOMEONE'S RADAR
It's good to know that senior citizens can still get work in America. Pamela Anderson made the cover of RADAR Magazine this month licking a cherry.
Honey, you lost your cherry 50 years ago behind a Canadian Taco Bell. Shouldn't you be chewing on Valtrex and a Centrum Silver.
The cover reads "Summer of Pam"...that's clever. I guess "Summer of Damn nobody's buying this shit" wouldn't work as well.
Jun. 13, 2008
SO HAPPY TOGETHER
Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson's on again-off again relationship is ON AGAIN. The rehab king and Hepatitis whore have moved back in with each other.
Lee told Rolling Stone, “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.”
There's is a love that is beyond human comprehension. Only crack heads and senile monkeys can understand their freaky sexual bonds.
Besides, who says you can't base a relationship on CRAZY?
May. 26, 2008
I BELIEVE I CAN FLASH
We swear we're not perverting it up on purpose today. We're posting them as they cum folks. Pamela Anderson reaches for the sky during Christian Audigier's 50th Bday bash and parts the salty seas.
"LORD if I am a skank....thou shalt give me a sign."
Apr. 29, 2008
AMERICA'S PROBLEM NOW
Canada has cut their prostitute disease rate in half. That's right Pamela Anderson is now officially an American citizen. Oh yeah! The walking STD applied for her U.S. citizenship last week and SOMEHOW got accepted... damn U.S. immigration office.
Anderson has lived in America for almost 20 years anyway so basically nothing changes for her except that she has to buy a prosthetic arm extension to say the pledge of allegiance.
PAM ANDERSON TO GET REALITY SHOW
Apparently E! lost some kind of bet because their handing out Reality shows like condoms at a Luther Vandross concert (R.I.P.). Pamela Anderson is the newest loser to have her own reality show based on her sex life, her kids and her work for PETA.
Reports say that the blonde STD magnet signed a 12 episode - 7 figure deal with E! She will follow in the reality shoes of Ashton Kutcher, Anna Nicole Smith (R.I.P.) Kim Kardashian, Denise Richards, and others.
We finally figured out what that damn "E!" stands for. "ENOUGH!"
BAYWATCH BEAUTY
Baywatch whore Pamela Anderson and her ex-ex-ex hubby Tommy Lee went to catch a movie with their evil spawn yesterday in L.A. Right across the street was her other ex-ex hubby Rick Solomon who was having coffee with some other slut weasel.
From the pic above you can see that you can take the whore out of the trailer trash but you can't take the traler trash out of the whore. Solomon probably went to church on Easter Sunday and thanked the good Lord that he got away from that diseased bitch before he contracted that scarred-up puss that's on her shoulder.
Pam is also known for her role as ditzy blonde Tool-time girl on Home Improvement. Who knew she'd become so famous for marrying so many worthless tools.
Jul. 10, 2008
WHY DID THE DUMB BITCH CROSS THE ROAD?
Instead of fighting for freedom against war, tyranny, and persecution, Pamela Anderson (41) fights for the rights of chickens.
While in Australia filming Big Brother (which by the way is sponsored by KFC) Anderson decides to deliver a message from the animal rights group PETA to the fried chicken chain.
"I've been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won't be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water—yet, as PETA's undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC's restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses."
Wasn't this bitch beaten by her ex husband, pumped full of silicone and now has Hepatitis C ???? Shit, I'd rather be the fucking chicken.