Paris Hilton showed up in London this week to promote her ego.  Actually she was promoting her skank perfume.  Someone needs to tell this walking STD that no one wants to buy her whore juice.

        We can't tell if she's wearing a hat or if someone paid her to carry their wedding cake for them.   Her annoying pimp, Madden was there as well. 

        She should've given the crowd a demonstration by spraying her skank juice on Benji's ass-stained boxers.  It probably would have created some green retarded Hulk monster.

 

         Paris Hilton has apparently given an "extremely generous" donation towards the construction of a new building for the Children's Hospital in L.A.

       Aw....that's nice.  Good to see that some of the money she made from her sex tape is going to help the kids. 

        Maybe next time she could go thru the anorexic ward wearing an "it could be worse" T-shirt.

 

         Paris Hilton (27) is blogging because she doesn't like people who blog !?!?  The airess went to her blog to debunk some of the rumors.       

"Hey guys, hope you all had a great weekend. Once again, I am blown away by more lies that are going around, and wanted to clear them up with all of you. I'm sick of Page Six and other gossip sites printing completely false stories. It's not fair because these lies then spread like wildfire online and people begin to believe they are true, just because they read the same story on so many different sites. I am tired of not commenting on the rumors I hear and I think it's fair for you to know the truth.

From now on I plan to address these when they come to my attention. I still do not know why these stories get so much circulation–they cross the line between silly tabloid gossip into hateful speculating. They involve completely false rumors about not only what I allegedly do, but about the people in my personal life and family.

Page Six reported that I have moved into Benji's neighborhood, and that Nicole is upset by this…SO NOT TRUE! First of all, I don't even live in Glendale. Secondly, I have my own home in a gated community in Beverly Hills–that's where I live. I haven't been to Glendale in months. Where do they come up with this?

As most of you know, I moved away from my old–and very accessible–house because I was sick and tired of constant invasion of my private life. I love my fans but I could not leave for a meeting or walk my dog without a camera pushing inside my front door on to personal property. I feel so much happier and safer in my new home. I've been renovating it for the past year and totally made it my style. I've seen pictures online that are supposedly the inside of my new home, but they're not. Those pictures were taken off a private real estate site from the previous owners' interior. The house looks so much different and it underwent such a big transformation into my dream home. I couldn't be happier!

So anyway, back to what I was saying: I am thankful that I know who my true friends and colleagues are, and I encourage my fans to ignore worthless stories like this. There is too much going on in the world, and in your own lives, to waste time reading lies. Such a disappointment but as always, you'll get the true story from me!

I'm off to a post production meeting for my BFF show, and I hope you are all enjoying the beautiful summer!

Love always,

Paris xoxo"

        Come on guys....please remember to ALWAYS take Paris seriously and never believe those people who are just out to ruin her good name and stellar reputation.  Her TRUE fans would know that Paris is way to smart to do those filthy JACKASS things written about her.

        If there was only some way to find the truth.

 

 

        Paris Hilton (27) had her anorexic ass handed to her on plate yesterday night while partying it up at Villa Nightclub.

        Paris Hilton was “all over” Cristiano Ronaldo (23) early Wednesday night. But Cristiano was having none of it. Paris Hilton DENIED! A witness told the Daily Mail:

        “Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn’t interested in Paris. He turned his back on her.”

        She pushed her chest together??? Did her shoulders touch?

        Nobody would want that crack whore except another crack whore like Benji or Rin Tin Tin or whatever the fuck his name is.  Besides you can't play soccer with warts on your penis... everyone knows that.

 

         The New York Post's gossip line, Page Six, took time out of their busy schedule to call Paris Hilton (27) a lying hoe.  Always a good cause.

        Yesterday Hilton responded to accusations made by Page Six on her shitty little blog.  Today Page Six retaliates.  They posted this response:

        And just because she does drugs, porn and loads up on Valtrex each month doesn't make her a diseased crack whore.... Well, actually it does...wait....whatever man, just don't fuck with Page Six...  Four, Five, Seven...maybe....but NEVER Page Six.

 

        Paris Hilton (27), was at the Playboy mansion this weekend whoring it up without her pansy boyfriend Benji Madden.  News on the street is that the two lovebirds have parted ways.  Awwwwwwwwww... The 5'10" billionaire heiress and the 5'6" wannabe Jonas Brother on meth didn't last?  Why God!?! Why!?

        Thank fucking God.... If I had to type that poser's name or his candy ass "rock" band, one more time I'd have to enema my ass out with Holy Water.

 

        Hmmm, I wonder what tipped the GED-toting blonde shit-for-brains Hilton off that Madden's a bumb........... Could it be that he's been wearing the same clothes for 8 years or that his last album only sold 3 1/2 copies.  

        Come on Benjew... Step up and be a man.  Atleast pay for her Tan-in-a-Can and Valtrex. 

 

          John McCain's (71) awesome ad campaign bashing Obama, Britney, and Paris all in one shot is making people sad.  :( 

        Paris Hiltons mommy, Kathy, has expressed her disgust at the distasteful clip.

        Well now... them there be fightin words.

        It's a good thing no one takes this whore of a mother (or mother of a whore) seriously.  We'll tell you what Kats... when you raise a child that's not an low I.Q.ed, anorexic, herpes-spreading porn star with a rap sheet longer than your husbands pecker we'll talk.     

 

        Parasite Hilton (27) has reportedly inked a deal with U.K. producers to star in the British equivalent of her American reality show Paris Hilton: My New BFF.  And they have agreed to pay the airess $1 million.  That's right, ONE MILLION... I'm not drunk.

        Her show hasn't even been released here and it might have something to do with the fact that only 8 women and 1 homeless dude with a skin rash showed up at the tryouts that were held in NYC.

        Apparently they've been waiting years to get their hands on Paris.  Yeah, so have we, but for different reasons.

        “Paris is great on TV and bosses over here have been keen to snap her up for ages. Fronting her own show in the UK for the first time is a big risk but producers are confident they have got a ratings hit.”

         Next time you hear that the British are highly intelligent and more refined, make sure you bring this tid bit up.  I can see Paris right now trying to find out where she can learn how to speak the secret language of British. 

 

        Paris Hilton (27) is being sued by Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. for breaking contractual obligations.  They paid this whore $1 million to star in and promote the movie National Lampoon's Pledge This.   

       When the hoe didn't show up to promote the movie they tried to replace her ass with a dirty mop, but they had to stop when people started asking why Paris' breasts were bigger. 

        The film grossed a mere $1.5 million.  They should just cut their losses and use that money to hire someone to piss on Hilton like she does to others.

       

        Paris Hilton (27) was in Malibu, California this weekend to attend the launch of her new hair extension head band, The Bandit available EXCLUSIVELY at Sally Beauty Supply.

        Interestingly enough... The Bandit started out as Paris Hilton's bra but was quickly discovered to have more use as a head band while while giving her father oral sex.

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