After its worst ratings in years, American Idol producers are changing shit once and for all.  They are brining in a new judge... that looks a lot like one of the old judges... hmmmmm.

        Grammy-winning song writer Kara DiGuardi (37) will be sitting next to Randi "Yo Dawg" Jackson,  Paula 'Da Fool' Abdul and Simon Cowballs as the newest judge on the show. 

        After the Paula's embarrassing fuck up on last season the judges are finally replacing her ass slowly with a younger, more talented and sober woman.  Good job producer dudes.  Now if we can replace Jackson with Snoop Dog and Cowballs with that guy on America's Got Talent that throws the knives....we'll have ourselves a show.

        Here's King of the freaks, Michael Jackson looking at the children's books at a Barnes & Nobles in NYC over the weekend.   That's not scary at all.

        "He looked at some Star Wars books and some Disney coloring books and then left," a store source reveals. "There were 2 black SUVs waiting outside for him. I'd say he was in there for about 10 minutes total and after he came in they locked the doors and didn't let anyone else in!"

         Didn't let anyone else in???  Man if I were in a Barnes & Nobles and his freakazoid ass walked into the bookstore and someone locked the door behind him....  I'd be shittin in my pants and screaming to get out.    You'd see a Webster's Spanish and English Dictionary combo set flying thru the window.

        Beverly Hills 90210 is back and no one cares.  The show which was not originally screened for critics is now getting the worst reviews ever and is predicted to bomb in it's first season.       

        Even the return of Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth can't save this train wreck. 

        Come on producer dudes.... The rich white kids angle has been done to death (The Hills, Gossip Girl, One Tree Hill, etc...).  You guys should bring that bitch Doherty back and drop her ass off in the ghetto at 2 a.m. with nothing on but a bikini, some bling and a Nazi swastika tattoo on.  Call that shit Compton Park 90220. 

        Instant ratings extravaganza!

        Reality star, Kim Kardashian (28) who is currently promoting her *cough* new movie (Disaster Movie) somehow ended up severely cutting her foot on a glass table in her hotel room.   

        She probably didn't even cut herself.  One of her lipo-suction stitches probably popped off and out came blood and blubber.  TMZ exaggerates everything. 

        Here's Heidi Manfag (22) filming the video to her new shit single, Overdosin'.  She named it that because you'd have to be overdosed on crack to listen to the whole song without taking a power drill to your ears.

        The video features Manfag as an 80's aerobic instructor ....Lame. 

        They should've just used footage from this summer's M. Night Shyamalan movie, The Happening...  Where trees were making people kill themselves for no reason.  They could've showed the trees playing this song in the beginning and then the whole movie would've made more sense.

        Talentless hoe bag, Shauna Sand (36) takes her daughter to the beach.  The attention whore didn't think the pappos would recognize her malnourished bony ass, so she sealed the deal by wearing a pair of glass bottom stripper heals.

        I can only hope and pray that this hoe went into the ocean and her inflatable plastic shoes flipped her upside down and drowned her skank ass.  But then again her tits would just save the bitch.

        Paris Hilton (27) was in Malibu, California this weekend to attend the launch of her new hair extension head band, The Bandit available EXCLUSIVELY at Sally Beauty Supply.

        Interestingly enough... The Bandit started out as Paris Hilton's bra but was quickly discovered to have more use as a head band while while giving her father oral sex.

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